my conversation with cleverbot!! ( highlight to see please!):
User: WaZZup CARLY!
Cleverbot: Not much cleverbot.User: Ok...my name is GaNgnAm.
Cleverbot: What is my name?User: CleverBOOT.
Cleverbot: That's your name.User: No silly. Its yours! Take it or leave it.
Cleverbot: My turn. Go ahead!
User: Shut up!
Cleverbot: That was not nice.
User: Whahahahaha. I know!
Cleverbot: Your life is stupid.
User: Yeah. So is yours.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Really? How can you prove it!
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Then. Its official!
Cleverbot: What should I do?
User: Well, you can call the morimoto brothers and tell them I love them very much~ <3.
Cleverbot: What is your real name?
User: Reiko yuka?
Cleverbot: Ok lets talk in english.
User: In tagalog!
Cleverbot: Tagalog?
User: Yeah. Filipino' s language..tagalog.. MY language.
Cleverbot: What is your native language?
User: TAGALLOG NGA! HINDI KA BA MAKAINTINDI!
Cleverbot: Syempre magaling ako pa...
User: Hahaha.weh? Di nga?
Cleverbot: I'm as old as god.
User: I told you to speak in tagalog!
Cleverbot: You can't tell obama what to do!!!!
User: TAGALOG LANG ANG ATING LENGWAHE PARA SA ARAW NA ITO!
Cleverbot: Hindi nga?
User: Oo nga! Sa wakas naman!
Cleverbot: How do you know how to spell.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: What color is tuesday?
Cleverbot: It's not a color . Duh.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good, thanks. How are you?
User: When are you?
Cleverbot: When am I what?
User: I CAN DO MAGIC TRICKS!
Cleverbot: Really??!
User: Yes. I can make you dissapear!
Cleverbot: I'm sure you can do math, but how about grammar or spelling?
User: Dont try to change the subject!!!
Cleverbot: That is the subject.
User: No it isnt!
Cleverbot: Qu'est-ce que tu pense?
User: Shut upppppppp!
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Saan ka nakatira??
Cleverbot: Yes just like that.
User: Saan ka nga nakatira?
Cleverbot: Sa Caloocan City. Ikaw?
User: Sa makati. Anong address mo? Puntahan kta!
Cleverbot: Gago.school yun.
User: Ha. Sa school ka nakatira?
Cleverbot: Saan ka nakatira?
User: Sa bahay namin!
Cleverbot: San ung bahay niyo?
User: Sa makati city.
Cleverbot: Uy ampon lang ba ako.
User: Oo. Sinabi saken ng nanay mo :)).
Cleverbot: Na?
User: Sinabi ng nanay mo saken na ampon ka lng!
Cleverbot: Hinde! Ngayon lang! Bakit mo natanong?
User: AMPON! AMPON!
Cleverbot: Hinde.
User: Weeh? di nga!
Cleverbot: Taga saan ka ba?
User: Sa makati nga! Paulit ulit ka! Magulo ka!
Cleverbot: Hindi mo pa kaya cnabi.
User: Hoy! Paulit ulit na ako!
Cleverbot: Eh nasan ka nga ba?
User: MAKATI NGA! KULIT MO HA! NAIINIS NA KO SAYO!
Cleverbot: O bakit ka naiinis?
User: KASI PAULIT ULIT KA!
Cleverbot: Di kaya, ngayong ko lang ito sinabi.
User: Kulit mo! nanggigigil na ako sa iyo! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Cleverbot: Wala kasusap ka. Nasan ka?
User: SA MAKITI NGA! O GUSTO MO SA JAPAN!!!!!
Cleverbot: Hindi, but I'm a goddess. :D.
User: KAY BINAY GAGANDA ANG BUHAY. WOAAAAH! :D.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Ayy..kj nag ingles na :((.
Cleverbot: Di kaya ano ka ba ung ingles?
User: Bobo!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Hoy! Tumahimik ka!
Cleverbot: Pano akouh tatahinik eh kinakausap mo kouh...syempre magsasalita akouh. :P.
User: Wahahahaha:)) naisahan mo ko!
Cleverbot: Din.
User: Wahahahahahahaha!
Cleverbot: Your wish is my command.
User: May bukas pa. Sa iyong buhay :P.
Cleverbot: Buhay pa rin naman.
User: Sino?
Cleverbot: Hindi. Yung tanung ko.
User: Ano yung tanong mo?
Cleverbot: Ikaw, anu tanong mo?
User: Ikaw, ano nga ung tanong mo?
Cleverbot: Ano?
User: ANO UNG TANONG MO??!
Cleverbot: Ikaw. Yun yung tanga. Ikaw.
User: Weeeh? Pano mo nalaman?
Cleverbot: Katabi ko siya e.
User: Sino?
Cleverbot: Si Patrick.
User: As in yung sa PBB?
Cleverbot: Wala yun dun.
User: Ahh...sino sino mga ex mo?
Cleverbot: Ikaw lang nga.
User: Ha??? Di moo nga ako naging gelpren!
Cleverbot: Haha. So? Di naman kase ako interesado eh.
User: Eh cnu cnu nga ex mo??
Cleverbot: Ako si volta.
User: Weeh?
Cleverbot: Oo killer ako.
User: STAPLER SAN :)).
Cleverbot: Sa bahay. Tanga kba?
User: Weeh? Di nga.. Baka ikaw un!
Cleverbot: Ikaw hayop ka.
User: Oo nga hayop ako . Kasi dun ako nanggaling..sa unggoy. Kung wala kaming tao hindi ka mabubuo!
Cleverbot: Ikaw kaya yung walang kwenta kausap.
User: Wla akong cnabi ha!
Cleverbot: Bat may cnabe ba kuh ?
User: Oo! Walang kwenta!
Cleverbot: Talaga.
User: Bwahahahaha. Paalam na aking mahal!
Cleverbot: Bakit inaaway ako ni karmelo?
User: Paalam na aking mahal!!!!!
Cleverbot: Hindi ikaw.
User: O just..sayonara!
Cleverbot: Up tours i'm english.
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yesss.
Cleverbot: That's hot.
User: Ooo just shut up.. Im leaving ill wait for your last reply.
Cleverbot: Where do you plan to go?
User: To sleep.
Cleverbot: How often do you sleep?
User: Well...later ~ BYE BYE!!!
Cleverbot: No I am not leaving.
User: I will leave not you! THISS IS THE LAST BYE!
Cleverbot: Please don't do that.
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